February 25, 2007
I found this somewhere on the internet a while back and thought I would share them again. They’re hilarious!
Titles of children’s books you’ll NEVER see. At least I hope not!
- You Were An Accident
- You Are Different and That’s Bad
- The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
- The Kids’ Guide To Hitchhiking
- Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
- The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
- Pop! Goes the Hamster . . . and Other Great Microwave Games
- Strangers Have The Best Candy
- The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer - Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!
- Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
Is there any more that you can come up with?
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15 Comments on “Children’s Books You’ll NEVER See”
1:20 pm
As we are both Mom’s to two great girls….How about - another one you better not see is
“Your Sister Got the Looks and You got the Brains!”
Sadly I can relate to this one! LOL!
1:24 pm
Oh, I hope i never see those titles anywhere.
3:26 pm
“We Never Wanted Children, but here’s how you got here.”
“Games to play in Secret”
3:39 pm
I am laughing so hard!
4:05 pm
Those are great; how about these:
“The Adopted Child; yes it means you’re less-loved”
“250 Uses for Mommy’s Kitchen Knives”
“The ‘No = Yes’ Policy”
“What really happened to Tilly the pet mouse”
4:10 pm
LOL I’m going to have to throw on the thinking cap! I KNOW I can come up with some highly inappropriate children’s book title.
6:13 pm
How about:
Don’t Restrain Yourself. Say “No” to Seatbelts.
Learn How To Post Your Personal Information OnThe Internet
Websters Dictionary of Cuss Words
1000 Ways to Embarass Your Parents
8:31 pm
You Can Race a Train
Aiming with Rocks
How to Maim Your Brother
Intimidating Your Teacher
1001 Uses for Daddy’s Leftover Fireworks
The Perfect Tantrum
10:34 pm
There’s a real book entitled “Everybody Poops”. I didn’t think it existed until someone bought me a copy and had it enscribed by the author. The message? “Poop well”
11:13 pm
a teen book “why not to drink and play with scissors”
11:32 pm
LOL!! Wow…I’m glad they dont have those books on the market…
Hope you’re having a great day
12:25 am
Ha ha…those make me laugh!
6:30 am
Why you look like the mailman.
5:55 am
Unfortunately, Lissette, there really is a book called “1000 Ways to Annoy Your Parents”; our oldest boy loves it.
5:07 am
I am just catching up on some of your older posts…and this one is so hilarious I just had to comment. I LOVED these. Especially the ones in the comments like “you can race a train” and such. If I weren’t so tired, I would try to come up with some witty ones of my own,…but it’s past my bedtime!
(I'll take good care of it.)