Mama’s Still Hot!

December 13, 2007

I was at the post office this morning waiting in an horrendously long line. When I finally reached the counter, the postal worker looked at me and said, “Didn’t I see you on television last night?”

Apparently, he thinks I look like this Japanese soap opera actress. At first I thought he was kidding. After all, here I was in my t-shirt and shorts, no make-up, hair tied back. In fact, I think my shirt even had some of Baby Bug’s drool on it!

But he was serious. He even told me the actress’ name. It was funny because he couldn’t even look me in the eye when he talked to me. He then weighed my packages and threw them into the bin without putting the postage stamps on them. When I pointed this out, he said I made him nervous and that he couldn’t think straight while standing in the presence of beauty.

OMG! Give me a break! I was starting to get embarrassed because all the other people in line as well as the other postal workers could hear what was going on. His compliments didn’t make me as uncomfortable as the thought of all these people looking at me and wondering what the heck was this guy talking about. I’m sure they thought he needed to get his eyes checked.

Hey! I know a good LASIK surgeon!

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21 Comments on “Mama’s Still Hot!”


Sheila said:

you go girl! :-)
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heather h said:

Woowoo! A glamorous actress! Enjoy. He probably never gets excitement other than grumpy Christmas customers mailing out last-minute gifts. He’ll always remember the day the soap actress was in his line. Hilarious he couldn’t even do his job properly due to his adulation. You made his day!

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Summer said:

I think I’ve told you before that you are so pretty.

I sure wish something like that would happen to me.

Now you need to post a comparison pic of you and that actress!

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Pass the Torch said:

Oh Kailani - you’re a hotti - we all know that!

Hey, I’m Linking for Dollars again this year for St. Jude. I’d love it if you could join up!

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Desert Songbird said:

Wait…you’re famous? And you never told us?!


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Renee said:

Well we’ve always known you were beautiful but we don’t embarrass you about it. ;)
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Write From Karen said:


Hot mama indeed. *grin*


Jamie said:

You go hot mama!

I’m so glad the Lasik surgery went well. I am extremely near sighted and I’ve thought about doing it!

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The Foo said:

lol think i’ll call you hot mama from now on

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Kila said:

I can’t say I’m surprised, LOL!

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amy said:

That’s awesome (although I don’t like that much attention so I can see how it would be embarrassing too!)

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Cathi said:

Give a little wiggle when you walk Kailani!!
Of course you are darling, I’ve seen your photos. Give a big smile and pat yourself on the back!!

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Mommy the Maid said:

That is funny that he felt nervous. I would have felt a little off in that situation

I read that you were wearing shorts and had to re read it. It was only 27 out here today. LOL

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witchypoo said:

He gets nervous around beauty? All I could picture was his wife beside him, frying pan in hand, ready to do some damage to the poor nervous dear.

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Mary said:

Heehee, well you are hot so get over it!

I know what you mean about unwanted attention though… my kids like to poot really loud in public.

My comparison isn’t even in the same ball park *snort* but you know what I mean.

Speaking of which, one time i told Anna to say excuse me and John played a prank on me by saying really loud, “Honey, shame on you for blaming the poor kids!”

I wanted to kill him that day. ;)
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Sher :) said:

Hey, can I have your autograph? :)
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matt said:

Stuff like that never seems to happen to me :-). You go girl!!

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Vader's Mom said:

I love it! What a wonderful boost of confidence!!


Pamela said:

wow. You should have told him you just got your lasik surgery - and when you saw yourself in the mirror that morning you thought you were another woman, too, and figured your hubby was cheating on you, bwaa ha a ha ha

(sometimes I’m the only one that laughs at my jokes)


Jen said:

WOO HOO for you! ;-) You’ve still got i!

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Grace said:

I think there’s nothing wrong with his eyes! Just tellin’ the truth!

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