The Most Disdainful Cat in the World
March 22, 2008 by Kailani
Filed under guest post
Written by Guest Blogger, Witchypoo of Psychicgeek
Do you know this cat?
This cat that disappears when new people enter the house?
This cat that sniffs when its potential servants are trying to
coax it over to be petted, loved, and fawned over?
This cat Always. Comes. To. Me.
Do I call this cat? Do I try to entice it?
No. No, I do not.
I sit very still, hoping this cat will not see me, smell me, wish to
rub its allergen laden self against me.
But no. Resistance is futile. This cat must mark me with its smell.
What? You think this cat rubbing against you is showing affection?
You are so very wrong. It’s all about the marking of the territory.
And this cat? This cat marks me as someone who will very soon
make a lunge for the Benedryl.
And this cat? This cat laughs at me, in the cattiest way possible.
This cat wants me on drugs.
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My husband is the same way…any animal that he is allergic to will immediately seek him out, and try to be near him the entire time we are there! Drives him nuts!
I know this cat….it lives in California as well.
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yup! I’ve seen this kitty too…it knows that we have a dog and do not want it in our backyard…yet apparently my backyard is a major cat highway listed on cattrails.com (I did not know this until my friend Bone told me so!) Tonight this very cat was walking on my fence sticking it’s tongue out and blowing raspberries at my dog. It wasn’t until I went out to grab my dog by her collar that the cat left the fence to go home…or to terrorize another dog.
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Too funny. We have four cats and one of them, the one that is supposed to be my daughters, will do whatever she can to get next to me on the sofa when she is inside. She climbs up and sleeps on my leg or she finagles her way into my lap under my laptop tray. And then she insists I pet her too…which of course leads to her kneading and sticking her claws into me and she wonders why I send her on her merry way!
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Hmmm, I do believe this cat has many, many relatives!
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We have the same cat..
Mine also likes to sit on the corner of the bed in anticipation of my head hitting the pillow so she can jump into that area between my chest and chin and lay her head on my extended out arm.
So often I wake up with a nose full of fur, chase her away only to have her sit and wait till I am unconseous again.
I swear they can sense the allergic folk and just LOVE to torment them!! Either that, or they just sense that the allergic ones are trying to avoid them, and their egos can’t handle it…
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Hahahahaha! That’s the same cat who LOVES my allergic husband!
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