What’s That On Your Butt?

December 2, 2007

While I was working on my recent flight, a guy stopped me in the aisle and said, “You have small children at home, right?”

I looked at him and tried to figure out what he was talking about. Did I know him? Was he looking at my pendant which holds my girls’ initials? Did I have spit up on my uniform?

He must have understood my confusion because he started pointing at my butt. When I turned around to look, I saw a large flower sticker stuck to me. OMG! Why didn’t anyone tell me? My mind immediately ran through all the places I went  to before I got to work.

I guess I should be thankful it wasn’t anything more embarrassing.

Have you ever gone out in public with something stuck to you . . . butt or otherwise?

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36 Comments on “What’s That On Your Butt?”


Deana said:

Hi Kailani,
That is so funny! I had to come online just now because the Warriors are getting spanked! GRRRRRRR I can’t bare to watch it. I must be a poor sport, I don’t like to lose! LOL Anyway Go Warriors!
Dee ( Deana)

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Vader's Mom said:

Cute! It’s funny that he chose to tell you in that manner. I guess having children just makes it more understandable :)


Krista said:

Freakin’ hilarious! Thanks for the laugh… I can totally see that happening! All my friends children who love stickers always have to stick them to all the adults… dangerous!

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Dana said:

It could have been worse..it could have been toilet paper. UGH.

Very funny. :) Thanks for the laugh before I hit the sack!

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December 2, 2007
12:56 pm

Anne said:

omg lol

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Summer said:

At least it was just a sticker. I went out to a church picnic once and after being there for ONE HOUR I went to dust the back of my jeans off and felt something on my butt. It was half of a freaking Granola Bar!! I found the other half still sitting on the seat of the car. I can’t believe no one told me I had half a granola bar squished onto my butt!

Summer’s last blog post..It?s not Christmas without the tree


Baby Advice said:

At least someone told you! Interesting way to tell you though!! Very cute story!!


witchypoo said:

A sock. static cling. Not pretty.

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Jamie said:

I always have a sinking suspicion that I have glitter or a sticker or something stuck to me that gives it away! ;) Once I almost left the house wearing a toy crown!

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Jill said:

I forget to take the size sticker off my pants all the time. This is especially embarassing when you’re big-as-a-house pregnant and that dreaded size is there for everyone to see. lol

Hey — I have a traveling with kids question for you. I’ve flown with The Boy three or four times and never used a car seat. I just buckle him in to the seat. Do you know if this is an airline by airline option or are there some airlines that require you to have a car seat for little ones?

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Write From Karen said:

I wonder what his reaction would have been if you said, “Um, no I don’t have children.”



Twisted Cinderella said:

Too funny! I have so been that mom!

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Jenny said:

Do GI Joe stickers in my hair count?

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Maddy said:

A flower? You got off lightly dearie.


Stacey said:

Oh yeah….the long transparent sticker that runs down the jeans, you know, with the size I wished I wasn’t advertised the length of my thigh. Flower stickers are nice, Kailani, I’d have preferred those! xo

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Amy said:

Too funny! I think you should have said, “Nope, that’s exactly where I wanted my sticker.” Leave him scratchin’ his head!

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December 2, 2007
10:25 pm

Renee said:

oh this post and all the comments are making me laugh…it reminds me of when I wayyyy younger and instead of putting my nametag on my chest where folks could read it, I would put it on my butt upside down so they would have to turn their heads funny to read it. I thought I was so cute back then…course now I’m thinking it would have been just as funny to wear it upside down on my chest too. Oh well.

I haven’t had anything stuck to my butt…except I did sit in something this past summer…and then last week at Church I was stopped by a very nice lady in the bathroom before I went out with my skirt tucked in my hose. That was the first time that had ever happened to me.

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Pamela said:

yes. a sock. ( static electricity)


Desert Songbird said:

I remember, looooooong ago, walking around with a burb rag on my shoulder.

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Desert Songbird said:

Sorry - make that a burp rag!

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heather h said:

That was hilarious! Sorry, I know it was at your expense, but man, funny! I walked around on a flight from London to Dallas with a paper toilet seat cover hanging out the back of my pants. The pants I carefully selected so I would appear oh so cosmopolitan and travelish rather than petrified to fly and panicky. I wore the seat cover for at least one more trip to the restroom. How humiliating. My husband and his brother say they didn’t notice, but come on, how could they not? I think they were getting the laugh of their lives.

A friend wore her skirt on her butt one time. She tucked it into her pantyhose and walked around school for a good thirty minutes. That is so scary it reminds me check to make sure my undies are decent enough to be viewed by everyone when I wear a skirt and tights now. You never know.

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Grace said:

A sticker in my back that says “Sale”. I need to buy a full length mirror soon.

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Karen (Pediascribe) said:

Thanks, Kailani, for helping me remember a story about our experience with something on the butt!

I blogged about it. :)
Karen (Pediascribe)’s last blog post..WHAT’S THAT UCKY STUFF ON YOURS PANTS?


Christine said:

yes, a half eaten cherrio.

Too funny Kailani. Yeah, it could have been much worse.


Diane said:

So funny!!! Before I had a child, my two parrots were my only “kids”. More than once I’ve shown up to work or at the store only to find one of my feathered children had left a - ahem - deposit on my shoulder! Very embarrassing!

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Diane said:

So funny! Before I had a child, my parrots were my only “kids”. Many times I showed up to work or at the store with a - ahem - deposit on my shoulder!

Hope this comment didn’t come through twice. I’m having a very mommy-filled morning, and I think I dumped the first. Ack!

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matt said:

Leave it to your co-workers not to tell you about it either.

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Tiff@Three Peas in a Pod said:

No can’t say that I have but I did go to schoo (high school mind you) with a hot roller still in my hair!!! Talk about mortifying!

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Jen said:

HA HA HA! Pretty good! I am sure I’ve gone out with things on me…but my favorite story is of my stepdad. He went to church one night after voting in a local election, and a woman walked up to him and said, “I see you are very proud that you voted!” His “I voted!” sticker had come off his coat lapel and landed on the fly of his pants!!! HA HA HA! We still tease him about that!

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Jen @ One Moms World said:

This happened to me just last week at my oldest daughter’s preschool. I was sooo embarrassed when I got home and realized what my youngest had did.

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Mommy the Maid said:

That is hysterical! That man must have small children too. At least he told you rather than just laughing to himself.

Miss Turtle has decided that she likes to put produce stickers on my back at the grocery store since Hubby did it to Gramma.

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Waya said:

Ah, that’s so cute! At least you don’t have your skirt stuck in your undie after you went to potty and your butt is hanging out for the whole world to see, AND toilet paper stuck to your shoes.

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Lulu said:

OMG - I was just thinking the same thing that Waya said! Well, at least it was only a sticker…could have been worse I guess!

Lulu’s last blog post..Sing We Joyous, All Together?


Michael - Lover of Amy said:

A year or so ago I was working in the restaurant biz and the kitchen crew decided to pull a prank on their favorite manager. The ladies stuck a torn off strip from a plastic apron to my rear so it appeared that I had a tail. The end result was my name for the day was “Toro” as the kitchen ladies were all Mexican.

One of my best friends had this embarassing story in our yearbook. Her most-embarassing moment in HS was not noticing a pair of her mother’s underwear stuck inside her sweatshirt when she got dressed that morning. When they fell to the floor in the cafeteria, she saw them, but kept going and refused knowledge of the drawers on the floor.

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Holly Schwendiman said:

Hee hee - well, you’re not alone. I think everyone can relate to some embarassing moment like that. At least it wasn’t a strand of toilet paper hanging out the top of your pants after returning from the restroom.


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