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I went to work today excited about showing off my new haircut and anticipated the “Ooohs” and “Ahhhs” from my friends as I walked into the flight attendant lounge. Know what happened? Nobody even noticed! Whaaaaa!
The only person that even made a comment was a gay passenger. He wanted to know if it was a […]

On my recent flight to the West Coast, we had a couple and infant daughter sitting in first class. Unfortunately, the baby started to cry as soon as they got on board. As first, the passengers around them gave them sympathetic smiles. However, those friendly smiles turned to disapproving stares when the baby would not […]

If you’ve been wondering where I’ve been lately, I’ve been spending the past few days administering oxygen, fighting off terrorists, and shouting emergency evacuation commands - otherwise known as Flight Attendant Ground School.
Every year, flight attendants must go through a series of classes, examinations, and role playing in order to be re-certified by the FAA […]