I don’t think I get it. How are we supposed to show off our skills? And where do we leave them and know who to visit?
Not a clue here!
Krista’s last blog post..Internet Goodies

I’ll have to show Krista how this is done…huh? LOL!

ummmm

“Smelly Cat, smelly cat,
what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat,
it’s not your fault.

Smelly Cat, smelly cat,
it’s not your fault!”

Renee’s last blog post..Birthday wishes & questions

just in case you’re totally confused…that was the Smelly Cat song from the TV show Friends.

Renee’s last blog post..Birthday wishes & questions

Krista

Sorry I confused you! It’s basically all pretend. You can type a short portion of a song (if you want to sing) and pretend it’s you singing. For example:

*singing* Oh beautiful, for spacious skies . . . *while tap dancing in my stilettos* Now that’s talent! LOL!

Leave it in the comments on this audition post. Then look at the comment left before yours and visit that person’s blog. Since you were the first to comment, there isn’t anyone ahead of you.

Hope it make sense now!

Okay, now I get it! But I’m here visiting you already! And I visited Renee too. We need more auditioners I guess!

Krista plays Flight of the Bumblebee on her flute (very badly as she hasn’t touched it in over a year).

Krista’s last blog post..Internet Goodies

I am playing peanut butter sandwich on my violin, which is a real feat since the bow needs to be re-strung.

Angie’s last blog post..The Great Escape…..

Oh, I have missed the casting calls!!!! I should impress you with my tap dancing (I wish!) and in the meantime, as long as I am here, I will visit Angie, just in case the spot lights are on

(Thanks Renee for spreading the word !)

Mar’s last blog post..weekend snapshot

it’s been quite a while since i’ve been in here and i thought this was such a cute idea! i don’t get around the bloggers world much because there was a time i did that quite a bit and i think i overloaded myself. but, here’s me giving it a go!

“Iiiiiii’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
Deedlee deeddleee dee
big ones, small ones, some as big as your head”

I don’t quite know where that song came from but a friend of mine used to sing it all the time!

Alice’s last blog post..I wish there was no reason to hurt you, but there are so many.

“I’m going to color my world crayola,
with colors from red to green,
color my world Crayola,
with every color in between
with so many colors from which to choose
it’s going to be hard to decide which ones to use
I’m going to color my world Crayola
Going to color my world with love”

This is currently Alex’s favorite song, so it is ALWAYS in my head! I have to say that Renee has one of my favorites though!!!

Baby Advice’s last blog post..Question: Should I Use The Regular Potty For Potty Training?

Hahha….this look like fun. I’ll give it a try.

For my act, I’ll sing a stanza from the theme song of my daughter’s favorite cartoon:

We’re going on a trip
in our favorite rocket ship
Zooming through the sky,
Little Einsteins
Climb aboard,
get ready to explore
There’s so much to find,
Little Einsteins
We’re going on a mission,
start the countdown
5…4…3-2-1

Jacki’s last blog post..Have Luggage, Will Travel

Okay, I’ve dusted off my tap shoes… I’m warming up my voice… I’m ready to audition!!
Which way is the stage??
Pick me, Pick me… puhleese!!!!

Ladybug Crossing’s last blog post..Paying Attention…

I’m schooling the kids, cooking breakfast, doing laundry, schlepping the young un’s to the theater for rehearsals….

oh, wait, that’s real life!

I’m a gymnast performing my best beam routine *evah*

Karen (Pediascribe)’s last blog post..MONDAY MORNING MEME

Oh this looks fun!

I will now rock the house by playing Hit Me With Your Best Shot on Guitar Hero III.
/bows
/thank you, thank you very much

Jean’s last blog post..Just Call Me Rockin Momma 247

Ooh! This looks like fun!

All I can think of are songs from my daughter’s Fisher Price piano….*ahem*clearing throat*singing….

Itsy bitsy spider, went up the water spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun, and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again!

*takes bow* Thank you! You are too kind!!

Heather’s last blog post..Give Us Some Love

I’ll audition!!!
Okay…I’m going to sing and dance.

“Oh dancing with myself
Oh dancing with myself
Well there’s nothing to lose
And there’s nothing to prove
Ill be dancing with myself”

Need a better “picture of me doing this?
http://pinkjagxj.blogspot.com/2007/08/dancing-with-myself.html

Now, singing is not my forte. I knew this when my mom said to me, “Cathi, your kids would sing on key if you weren’t the one teaching them the songs!”

Big Smile!!

Cathi’s last blog post..Project Noah - week 9

Renee took a great song and I was thinking the same idea as Karen but she already did it - though dishes, laundry, little kids and everything else really is a juggling act and a talent!

So for my performance I’ll sing a portion of my son’s favorite Backyardigans songs.

If you want to be a pirate,
Get up on your feet.
You can’t be a pirate,
If you’re sitting in your seat.
Swing your arms tough,
And stand kind of low,
And make this noise wherever you go.

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate, a pirate, a pirate says “Arrr!”
It might seem strange, just a bit bizarre,
But they know you’re a pirate,
When they hear you say “Arrr!”

*curtsy* thank you

Rebecca’s last blog post..Do You Have a New Calendar?

Oops! Are we suppose to post our audition on our blog?

Cathi’s last blog post..Project Noah - week 9

Borrowing this from Darly…

“here’s a bunny
there’s a bunny
and another little bunny
fuzzy bunny
funny bunny
bunny bunny
lop

is THIS how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i’ve run out of pop
time for me to retire now
and become a LOP!”

Renee’s last blog post..Auditions are on again!

Groovy takes a deep breath and climbs the ladder. The crowd watches in hushed expectation. What stunt shall she perorm? Will it be a triple somersault? Her graceful princess wave leap? Her powerful handspring dismount?

She poises herself carefully 3 rungs from the bottom and leaps off backward.

OH NO! Something has gone drastically wrong! Groovy misses her landing and stumbles backward over an errant Christmas tree (why is there a Christmas Tree laying on its side behind her?) . Now she rolling pell-mell down some steps and…OW! She just slammed the back of her head on the concrete floor (discretely hidden by a thin layer of multipurpose carpeting).

The crowd (all 1 of them) screams and calls the for the medics. Surely there is a concussion. Surely there are broken bones.

Groovy surprises them all by standing unsteadily to her feet and yelling, “Im ALL right!”

The crowd cheers! The judges give her a 10. Her fans throw rose petals at her.

Her chiropractor sends her bills…

groovyoldlady’s last blog post..Groovy is Speechless

I am artfully poised, waiting for the music to begin… my size 1 self is dressed in a beautiful pink ballerina tutu, the music begins and I pirouette around the stage with my hair flowing behind me, Prince Charming steps onto the stage ready to catch me as I gracefully leap into the air (and of course he wouldn’t drop me since I am only a size 1 and very light), he spins me around and then I dance beautifully off the stage to the sounds of uproarious applause.

Tara’s last blog post..I want to skip this month

I can’t sing (though I try) and I can’t dance…hmmm…. I can cook!! Anyone want to try some tasty virtual treats??

matt’s last blog post..Woman Finds Dog - Solves Problem

*cue marching band*

She begins her routine slowly, twirling serenly. Add a few acrobatic leaps, a few more twirls gaining speed. Suddenly, she tosses the baton into the air with all her might. Uh-oh. The sun!! It’s in her eyes… The crowd takes a breath and holds it… The baton is careening toward her, and…. she catches it!!! And ends with a dramatic flourish!

*cue crowd uproariously applauding*

Heather’s last blog post..Give Us Some Love

So what if no one comes after me?

I can play the William Tell Overture on my cheeks. Top that!

Marie’s last blog post..Hit me Baby

You can’t see me right now, but I’m rolling my tongue.

This is a cute idea. Thanks, Kailani.

Kim’s last blog post..Moving On Up

The Island Life is where I want to be
And go shopping with Kailani!
To visit Baby Bug and Girlie Girl
Watch them laugh, dance and twirl!
Just to sit and chat and get to know her
and let Kailani know she’s a great encourager!
And then let loose and watch our darling Zac
At least until our husband’s get back! ;o)
Yes, this is where I want to be
Because she is a dear friend to me!

Amy’s last blog post..News Update

Great poem, Amy!

I’m singing opera (Very high and lilting-ly-wink)… in Italian…

“Caro mio ben…”

Anyone know that one?

Cathi

No, it’s not necessary. The person that comes after you can comment on any post on your blog.

Thank you for participating!

Aloha ~ Kailani

Yeah, this is way cool and I say this standing here in my leotard with my pink braided sweatband and matching pink leg warmers. I’m all stretched out and my legs are fluttering (okay, they quit fluttering years ago) and I’m belting out Maniac…can you here?

“Just a still town girl on a saturday night, lookin’ for the fight of her life
In the real-time world no one sees her at all, they all say she’s crazy

Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart, changing woman into life
She has danced into the danger zone, when a dancer becomes a dance

It can cut you like a knife, if the gift becomes the fire
On a wire between will and what will be

She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s dancing like she’s never danced before”

Whewww! Need to cool off a bit. And put things back on the walls that might have fallen off! You’re too fun, Kailani! xo

Stacey’s last blog post..Sand Art And Border Control, Of Course!

Watch as I pull a rabbit out of my hat….

*drum-roll-please*

*****PRESTO!******

_ _
\`\ /`/
\ V /
/. .\
=\ T /=
/ ^ \
{}/\\ //\
__\ ” ” /__
(____/^\____)

TAH-DAH!

Thank you, Thank you… I will be here al—errr at least another minute.

H.N. Eisley’s last blog post..Prejudice?

“I cloooooose my eyes
only for a moment
then the moment’s gooooooone”

*insert diva-like singing gesticulations*

Alice’s last blog post..With things that matter, things untold.

Is it call backs? Did I make the first cut? Oooh Oohh…. Umm… I can sorta play the piano…
Do you need one of those?
LBC

Ladybug Crossing’s last blog post..Paying Attention…

OOO! Fun! Okay, I love to sing. I sing solos, in groups, etc. My favorite way to sing is in my women’s barbershop chorus, so I’m going to sing a line from our competition uptune! And I’m also doing the choreo with it!!! Imagine, if you will, a parade coming up the street…

“Do you hear the beat? A way down the street?
Do you hear the neat little rhythm of the happy dancing feet?”
(LOUDER…)
“Well, look there, the people are runnin’ and RIGHT now, they’re gonna have a lot of fun!
Make way, ’cause everybody’s comin’ and YOU’LL see a big parade!
(LOUDER NOW!)
“HEY, BOY, you’re really gonna celebrate! Hear that! Listen to the clarinet…Your feet are really gonna palpitate when you march around!”

Whew…how was that?

Jen’s last blog post..Behind the Scenes with Abby

I see that no one has yet done the moonwalk across the stage yet!! Well here I go!

“I just need your extra time and your *smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch* kiss”

Baby Advice’s last blog post..Make Sure You Get Your Baby?s Lead Level Checked

I always knew that somehow, someway this dream would come true. And today is THE day!

As I walk nervously towards the stage my heart is pounding harder and heavier than it has ever pounded before. I get the giggles. I can’t help but smile from ear to ear.

He meets me at the steps and takes my hand. My heart skips a beat! He leads me to a stool and as I climb on it the music begins. We look into each others eyes and he begins to sing….

“And they called it puppy love
Oh, I guess they’ll never know
How a young heart really feels
And why I love her so

And they called it puppy love
Just because we’re in our teens
Tell them all, please tell them it isn’t fair
To take away my only dream

I cry each night my tears for you
My tears are all in vain
I’ll hope and I’ll pray that maybe someday
You’ll be back in my arms once again

Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, oh how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love

Someone, help me, help me, help me please
Is the answer up above
How can I, oh how can I tell them
This is not a puppy love

Not a puppy love”

And after all is said and done he gets down on one knee and asks me to marry him. Of course I say YES! And we live happily ever after!

Oh, and my talent during all of this was swaying back and forth and giggling and not breaking a sweat as Donny sang to only me!

What a nice day this has turned out to be!

Mrs. Amy Osmond - that sounds nice, doesn’t it? LOL!

Amy’s last blog post..News Update

For my next trick, I will sing in the proper key of Julie Andrews as she sings…

*music meastro*

Let’s start at the very beginning
A very good place to start
When you read you begin with

A-B-C
When you sing you begin with do-re-mi

Do-re-mi

Do-re-mi
The first three notes just happen to be
Do-re-mi

Do-re-mi

Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti

Oh, let’s see if I can make it easier

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do…oh oh oh

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do

Do re mi fa so la ti do, so do

*clapclapclap*
*bow*

H.N. Eisley’s last blog post..Prejudice?

Well now I’m gonna prove that I’m a double threat…lol

I’m dusting off my gymnastics skills…

run…run…run…Round-off, Back Handspring, back handspring, split! Flip over and touch toes to back of head, hop up, hand stand, walk on hands, front limber, back walk over, back walk over… CRASH! oops! I fell off the stage. Someone call 911 please as I fell into the drums that were there.

Renee’s last blog post..Meme coolness

*sings opera in front of millions of viewers*

Yea….that’s about all I got. LOL

Jenny’s last blog post..New Theme for a New Year

VIGARO……VIGARO…………..Uh Humhrp Dee’s last blog post..Jury Duty

Well, this still doesn’t compare to Renee’s routine, BUT, I can to backhand springs and type at the same time.
angie’s last blog post..Tagged.

i’ve been practicing…

i’m playing barracuda on guitar hero three - expert of course.

okay, i can only master it on medium
diana/sunshine’s last blog post..rocky mountain high

“Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh,
where,
oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,
where, oh,
where oh, where … is my hairbrush?”

Judy’s last blog post..I Am SO Excited

run, run, run, hurdle, roundoff, back handspring, triple flip off the spring board that sends me up, up, up and SPLAT!

okay who put the spring board under the low ceiling??? OUCH!

BTW: Darly is using my account.

Darly’s last blog post..Meme coolness

had to post this so it wouldn’t remember me as Darly

had to post this so it wouldn’t remember me as Darly

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